Jerk-a-thon

When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.

Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.

by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014

Jerkaholic

A person who works exceptionally hard to prove they are better than everyone else. Steals and plagiarizes religiously from everyone around them. If they are on-line, they will carefully craft their profile to prove they are superior, with many timely shots of their expensive and cliched vacation spots.

A consummate fake who does not believe a word who comes out of his mouth.

Hates anyone with a talent they don't posses. Secretly despises everyone and wants to become ruler overlord of the world; should be avoided at all costs.

I have to get away from that jerkaholic; he's stealing my soul!

by Captain Ahab the 14th October 22, 2014

jerk

jerk is someone who bullies or acts like a complete bitch their intire life. I s uggjest you to stay the FUCK away from them.

Landon is a complete jerk in school stay away!!!!!!

by jadeleerudolph February 6, 2017

Jerk

an irredeemably lascivious sphincter and a dastardly, all-defiling mass of neuroses and pathologies.

Person 1: Leslie is so fucking stupid and neurotic.
Person 2: Yeah, shes a total jerk.

by Tovarish November 20, 2017

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 29, 2018

Jerika

Some dumb shit jake Paul and his ex

Erika were called dating yet they broke up like all of jake Paul’s ex’s

Person 1 : jerika is not a good match

Person 2: ikr

by I’m_your_dAd November 25, 2018

jerk your homie January

if you fail destroy dick december you must jerk off one of the homies

jerk your homie January :i failed ddd must jerk the boys now

by AHAJFDHAKFJHAKSFDHAIFH November 4, 2021