a new post-9/11 rule that says you can't leave or enter the U.S.A. without a passport. Just to go to Canada you have to spend $100 on a passport and wait for weeks to get it.
I live 4.5 hours away from the Canadian border and just to go up there and spend an afternoon I have to carry a passport now, thanks to this new passport law. That really sucks big time!
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Bill was sailing along when a shackle parted on the jib stay. The mast fell over the side. When Bill tried to engage the engine, the prop picked up some of the rigging and stalled. The wind and current pushed his boat until it ran aground on the beach. He had become an unwitting victim of Beare's law of accumulating catastrophe.
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"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
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Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010
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