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Car crusher

A useless machine that only wastes money.
Why the hell did you crush that car?! It had many good parts on it still!
Car crushers are mechanical murderers that don’t go to jail.
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Under the Car

A phrase commonly used to refer to someone who is hungry, tired or ill. Can be used to describe general mental or physical discomfort. Much like it's closely related counterpart "under the weather".

First usage took place in early 17th century England. During the Black Plague many people would be referred to as "under the buggy" or "under the horse". Evolving to present day we now use the more present term "car".

Etymology: Under, from the German word Unter or Untersglagen literally meaning the physical presence of one being underneath another object. The, from the Japanese word ザ or やその他のためにと literally meaning having the resemblance of a preword or explanatory vowel. Car, from the Catalan word cotxe meaning a form of motorized transportation.
- I don't know if I can work out today, I'm under the car.

- I'm under the car, I could really use a steak right now.
by The Real Rain Maker May 19, 2013
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fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.
A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
by teddyyql May 23, 2016
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Car Barn

David: I just got Car Barn

(fist up your ass)

Your Mother: LMAO me too
by speice February 7, 2022
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car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.
I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.
by HC Q May 15, 2009
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car buffet

When you find food on the floor of your car or in the seats and eat it
Awww man, found some fries in my cars seat and had an awesome car buffet
by XxDankLordsxX May 26, 2017
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Car Tetris

The art of getting everything you need for a camping trip or festival, into the back of the car with no space left
'did you get it all in the the car?'
'Yes, I car tetrissed it!'
by janethepaint May 27, 2016
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