Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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small pants

pants that are small enough to derive comments and taunts from others and provoke the pants wearer into untoward actions
Hey coach, maybe you should focus on how small your pants are, rather than breaking a clipboard...

small pants
by bob zimway October 07, 2021
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The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV July 01, 2021
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Smallness

shawness
”Shawness is Smallness .”
Silly Smallness, tricks are for kids
by notsmallness June 13, 2018
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just a small scratch

Broken bones , destroyed body , nothing is all right , death is 2mm from your face.
Anime girl : Are you okay?
Main Character : *near death* It's just a small scratch...
by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017
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not big not small

Andrew is not big not small
by xglxx March 28, 2022
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lil small dik

lil small dik is one of the most, no, THE best and most innovative artists of all time, with his many projects containing influential and even life-changing lyrics, about the daily struggles of life "My ass is hurting so bad, I can't even stand," to the obtusely absurd, "habablehgooobiehable." In addition, lil small dik uses a wide range of vocal styles, ranging from, very sexy, low, and gravley vocals, to high, light, and fluttery ones. In addition to these additions, he also makes songs in a wide range of genres. I will not mention these genres, because the subgenres get so specific, that it looks like the average amount of tags on a clout-hungry 8-year-old's TikTok video. In addition to the additions addition to the additions, he is also a producer in, again, many genres, but he mainly makes trap beats, awfully specifically made for rapping about **** ******* ****.
"The best way to listen to lil small dik is with the sound off!"
-smart person
by lil small dik October 25, 2023
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