Body language taken to the extreme. A gesture used during conversation to give positive feedback in an ambiguously sexual manner.
The movement consists of thrusting your hips into the hand of your conversation partner and slightly/slowly rotating, usually paired with eye contact and a smile.
The movement consists of thrusting your hips into the hand of your conversation partner and slightly/slowly rotating, usually paired with eye contact and a smile.
Mike: "man I was just talking to this girl and she was really into me"
Dave: "how could you tell?"
Mike: "Because we were talkin and she kept thrusting her crotch into my hand"
Dave: "Oh no man, thats just the hand hump. She does that to every guy when she's drunk"
Mike: "Brutal!"
Dave: "how could you tell?"
Mike: "Because we were talkin and she kept thrusting her crotch into my hand"
Dave: "Oh no man, thats just the hand hump. She does that to every guy when she's drunk"
Mike: "Brutal!"
by Caterpillar Crew June 8, 2009
 Get the Hand Humpmug.
Get the Hand Humpmug. by snowowl February 16, 2006
 Get the hand puppetmug.
Get the hand puppetmug. by FunnyMane3 October 24, 2010
 Get the Hand Rollmug.
Get the Hand Rollmug. Piece of cake. Easy. No worries.
The less well-known cousin of "piece of piss", this is an Australian term to describe something as easy, especially if you are asked by somebody else.
The less well-known cousin of "piece of piss", this is an Australian term to describe something as easy, especially if you are asked by somebody else.
by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
 Get the piss in handmug.
Get the piss in handmug. When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.
by Naughty Girl August 4, 2005
 Get the Hand jobmug.
Get the Hand jobmug. The act of someone either shaking your had or giving you change  froma store where they purpously go out of their way to moleste,  as if fingering you,  the palm of your had.  A rather creepy and violated feeling.
Sue:  I met Tim at the party the other night and when he shook my hand he  sorta finger fucked my palm 
Jen: Oh my you were hand raped
Jen: Oh my you were hand raped
by Deeshady December 23, 2007
 Get the HAND RAPEmug.
Get the HAND RAPEmug. Slang. Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves.
Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.
The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves (as there is no one visibly present) but are in fact having a phone conversation.
The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation... but they ain't plugged in to no one!
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Man that Penelope is hands free. I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself.
Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree. Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.
by stuntedmonk January 14, 2008
 Get the hands freemug.
Get the hands freemug.