Going Ape

A state of mind where you act like a primitive bithc. You can only do simple, brute things. You most likely also haven't showered in a while and may not be wearing clothes either.

Friend 1: Hey how's your summer been s far?
friend 2: Ive been going ape, man. I've just been washing dishes at my job and I've been wearing the same cumderwear for days

by old crumbler July 21, 2019

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Go To Z

To ask someone to hurry up and finish an over-detailed story or explanation. Get to the end.

"I don't need all the details, just go to Z".

by ben2sea March 27, 2010

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going to merrick

going to get high, smacked, or fucked up.

known to be started by Dylan, Angel and Kyle

Dylan “yo u going to merrick?”
Angel “fuck yea we are”

by dylanthegoat April 21, 2018

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A term used to tell your friends you have to take a shit when chicks are around so as to avoid embarrassement from the hot babes. Often followed by "the way's clear" to let your friends know you've gotten away with it.

Ben: Hey guys im going "on the watch" , (in whispers) Kyle make sure noones watching me on the watch.

Kyle:gotcha bro... Hey laura why dont we go over there....

Ben: Alright the ways all clear.

by btongninjaturtle October 28, 2009

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Going Goldenberg

Going Goldenberg is when you meet a woman, for the first time and ask her "Am I wasting my time here or what? " within one minute of initial contact.

This technique was developed in a small suburb of Orlando called Longwood. It rarely ends well.

See the false definition of asher lolz.

Man: Hello!
Woman: Hey, how you doing?
Man: Im good, so do you come here a lot?
Woman: no not really, Im just waiting for a ride with my friend. You?
Man: No me either..So am I wasting my time here or what?
Woman: Yeah, I think you are.
(Awkward pause)
Man2: Wow, that was the best example of "Going Goldenberg" Ever.

by LT Dangle USN November 12, 2009

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