fucked squared

to be fucked in two ways: drunk or high and sexually

This Saturday I plan on getting fucked squared!

by baddieaddie February 1, 2017

Fuckceptance

An almost zen-like feeling of frustration that arises from being fucked in a million little ways that are beyond your control.

I don't even need condoms at this point. I'm just that deep into fuckceptance.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 19, 2017

Fackle

when you nut but you don't have a tissues so you just wiggle your dick around

I... I don't wanna talk about when I used to fackle...

by SolarFighter April 18, 2017

Fucked China sideways

A situation that has become compromised in an extreme and unusual way.
Fucked to a greater extent than completely fucked or totally fucked. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

Once this road construction begins my drive to work will be fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Fucked

Found Unrepairable Considered Knackered Even Dangerous

That is Fucked!

by Tard2 October 31, 2018

Fucked the Cookie

When you do a random online search and you are constantly bombarded with ads for that item.

I only looked up butt plugs on eBay that one time and now I'm getting ads on Facebook! I must have really fucked the cookie.

by Leonhart January 9, 2019

Fucked ass up

The next level beyond being fucked up.

I don’t know how I woke up naked in my ex girlfriends bed, I must have been fucked ass up.

by RockyTop931 October 16, 2019