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Weird flex, but ok...

When someone brags about something they’ve done but it’s either A: Something completely normal or B: Something dumb as hell.
A: Pushing out your stomach till your pant button pops.

B: Riding down the street with a cat in you bicycle basket.

Both weird flex, but ok...
by Everheardofit November 25, 2018
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Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000

Someone who is very cheap with their money whenever they go out clubbing. Can also say just, "Shy Master".
"Luigi you fucker, I'm not giving you another cigarette you fucking Shy Master Flex T-Bone 3000!"
by DJ Bless One November 23, 2006
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Fletch

1) <verb> To put fins onto an arrow's body to increase it's accuracy. The name "Fletcher" comes from this trade, usually a Fletcher was one who made the entire arrow, not just Fletching.
2) <noun> Usually the nickname of anyone with the name of 'Fletcher.'
1)
FLETCHER: "I am a Fletcher, I Fletch."

2)
LAD: "Hey Fletch."
FLETCH: "T'allreet lad."
by Stuart Fletcher January 19, 2005
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flern

The mega fern, you just gotta know him!!
Hey fern, hows your mole
Why it couldnt be better replied mcmolington
by lil nedy no legs April 2, 2005
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Flernglish

Almost the same as English.

A language that mostly adds the letters "R" and "L" to many different English words and names, and alters them in some form.

Ususally used to replace curse words such as fuck, bitch, etc.

Can sometimes create completely different words altogether, which usually don't have any meaning.
Persona A: Flark you, flarkin blirtch! Im gonna flark you in the ars!!!

Person B: Dude, chill with the flernglish...
by Daviel May 5, 2008
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fletch

one who crazes for sex, aka loves to bang
Why are you such a fletch?
by Wil May 13, 2005
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flex tape

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life
yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)
by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018
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