First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.

Her first lobster left me raw

by lionbolo May 11, 2014

first baseman

A neighbor you jerked off.

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.

by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016

First Wednesday

Arguably the only Day of the month where you don't need your alarm clock.

If you live in Cedar Rapids, you probably know about this constant phenomena:

At around 8:45 AM rain or shine the city tests it's tornado sirens, typically there are four reactions that can be combined: Wakened by the sirens (Risers), Not awakened (Snoozer), Ignoring (Hear-nothing), or Scared to shit (Wuss).

Did you hear about Trev on the First Wednesday? Word is he's a Snoozer.

by Shotinthepooper August 28, 2016

first

The one-est thing in a numeric list

I was first to comment!

by We are number one est April 20, 2018

First-Person Predator Vision

(1) The Heat vision that the Predator used to spot living organisms
(2) iridescent
(3) snake vision

Dead meat was a fan of First-Person Predator Vision shots that was in the film

by EmJayee February 1, 2019

First-wheeling

To go on a date with oneself.

Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.

Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

First man

Sails on a boat of some description for free if it’s not one it’s the other used to be his favvas now it’s any woman that will gamble on him

He’s living for free with someone he’s a first man of that ship RT

by Allyq12 January 11, 2020