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bird feeder

A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).
EVERY chick,
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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feeder goat

A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.
Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"
by FAWKGIRL January 14, 2014
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sour faced little bitch

used to describe a person (usually of the same sex as the speaker) being a step beyond butt hurt while simultaneously making a cry face
you guys are so mean!" "dude you're being a sour faced little bitch right now!
by VAdirtywater May 14, 2011
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bottom feeder

Someone who is willing to do just about anything to get a deal. It doesn't matter if what they're buying is junk, if they feel that the price is good, they'll do anything to get the deal (including standing in long-lines for hours and clipping dozens of coupons to physical violence and door crashing).
(Between two salesmen) Yep, we've got this $39 off-brand DVD player for all of the bottom feeders. Don't try to upsell them on anything else, just ring them up and get them the hell out of our store. We'll see them again when it breaks after two weeks of use, then we'll get them into a entry level piece.
by ColtC September 14, 2005
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Malibu Feedbag

The resting of the testicles of a 80's hair band rocker from Malibu against one's chin to allow for the voracious licking, biting, and sucking of the balls and lower penis, performed in the manner of a horse eating out of a feedbag.

The Malibu Feedbag is always performed with the recipient/rocker standing and the "bagger" either crouching, bent-over, or kneeling; neither party may be lying down or sitting.

In a "Classic Malibu Feedbag" the recipient/rocker wraps an extra long belt around his naked waste and secures it around the "baggers" head to attach the "bag (i.e. testicles to the chin)" and prevent the "bagger" from stopping before the contents of the bag are "consumed/drained."

The inspiration for the name/manuver has been traced to an overly zealous Malibu supermarket "bagger" who would throw herself at all the rockers that shopped at the market (primarily Motley Crew), who, once given the opportunity to hang out in private, performed the maneuver out of shear uncontrollable lust for the band.
"Dude, I met this chic at a Crew reunion show last night who was so fuckin horny at the site of Vince, she dropped to her knees and gave me a wicked Malibu feedbag during Home Sweet Home."
by Stevo C. November 10, 2008
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skeet faced

When someone cums on your face after you give them head .
" i took her back to my place... and lets just say she got skeet faced"

" Im gona skeet face you up."

" im gona take her home and skeet face her up. "
by BobbiFergie November 14, 2007
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Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)
*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry
by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008
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