February 11th 

The day of a terrible earthquake. Aayan Hamdani was born and fell off of his bed. This fatal occurrence destroyed millions of innocent braincells. They have not recoverd to this day

Person 1: Today is February 11th.

Person 2: yeah, I know. It's very sad.

Person 1:. Like if you cry Everytime

Person 2: F in the chat

Person 69: nice

February 11th by Nutsacksucker69 October 16, 2019

February 30th 

February 30th: National Gay Pride Day.
Since there is never a February 30th, Gay pride day can be whatever day you want. Just say your celebrating February 30th and people will know. It's a perfect excuse to party and support!

February 30th is my favorite holiday for sure! Last year we wore all rainbow colors and got so trashed!

February 30th by whitslegit December 15, 2010

February 2

This day is where the thickest girl named Shekinah will get a lot of gum because it's her bday. You will make her so happy. So if you see her make sure u have packs of gum to give to her on this day.

"Hey Shekinah happy BIRTHDAY here is some packs of gum"

"Oh thank you so much"
" I love having my BIRTHDAY on February 2"

February 2 by Uknowwhothisisbmsstudents October 16, 2019

February Dick 

When your penis shrivels up because it's so damn cold outside. Can also be used to perform the Cobra. Where you stretch out the flaps of your penis, representing the hood of a cobra.

Shit man, I think I have February Dick.
Shit bro, I had it last week.

February Dick by SwagZillah January 12, 2011

February 24, 2022 

An infamous day that will go down in history.

On Tuesday, February 24, 2022, Putin declared war on Ukraine. It is the largest war in Europe since ww2.

So far the Ukrainians are holding out.

They need help.

Glory to Ukraine!

February 24, 2022 by Lemthelemur February 28, 2022

February 16th

Every man born on this day is an idiot bastard and that's just how it is.

Everyone else is destined for greatness.

"He's such an idiot bastard."

"Must be an Aquarius, probably February 16th."

February 16th by AtaenisWolf October 15, 2019

February 7th 

On this day the legendary bip was born. The day is known as Bip Day.

Person 1: “Ayo what’s the date?”
Person 2: “Nigga it’s bip day”
Person 1: “shit it’s February 7th already?”

February 7th by Scooter skrt October 15, 2019