Describes how fast one leaves an area, usually very quickly, as a fart would dissapate quickly in the wind.
by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.
by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010

by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
by Catherine M. December 19, 2006

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator
by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
by triscuitss March 3, 2009
