Slap your english teacher day

If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.

Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?

Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)

by crazycoay123 January 07, 2022

Taxi English

A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA

In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA

by kr00z April 10, 2015

English Dictionary

To the average Grammar Nazi, this is a holy scripture

Grammar Nazi: "Did you misuse an apostrophe? Go to church and read the English dictionary."

by IntergalactalEnergy July 29, 2023

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

english patent

Londumb

farley: the english patent, it tastes good on a cracker!?!

by kennystr84 January 02, 2024

English Passengers

The gayest book ever

English Passengers: "Heinous white scuts"

by meeeeeee!!!! September 01, 2010

The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.

Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.

by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024