The act of urinating in ones swim suit. Typically done due to drunkenness or laziness. Best done by a body of water.
by SLO October 16, 2017
Get the Dry Landmug. The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.
"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
by Ziggy Stardust2 January 1, 2012
Get the Dry Walrusmug. by JakeyWhiteBoy February 13, 2017
Get the Dry Bourbonmug. I took this Austrian chick home last night in Byron, she was horny as fuck and wanted in the arse. I said I didn’t have lube and she said don’t worry, so I went dry cheezel.
by Smoothy69 May 23, 2018
Get the Dry cheezelmug. Do you have protection? Nah girl, I shoot dry Lightning.
Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.
Nah girl, that can't be my baby...I shoot dry lightning.
by Islands in the Kitchen June 23, 2022
Get the Dry Lightningmug. When you are unable to wipe after a hefty shit so you just leave it there to dry - the ass version of 'drip drying'.
Dude, i was on a road trip and totally had to unload so i went by the roadside but had no bog-roll so i had to do some grease drying!
by Silverlynx April 22, 2019
Get the Grease Dryingmug. A type of sandwich which is dry and contains no butter and also is a person who gives dry stares into the dark abyss that is your life
by That_sandwich_person May 24, 2018
Get the dry sandwichmug.