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swamp donkey

Female bereft of physical beauty; tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg.
"...i'd had a few beers and thought i'd go look for a swamp donkey..."
by Moose McEvil December 28, 2005
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donkey punch

A sleazy sex move in which while the guy is taking the girl anally he punches her in the back of the head, making her ass or vagina contract.
Kevin donkey punched me. What a fucking sleazebag!
by Sheck May 13, 2005
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donker

I'll cut off your donker.
by g0blin September 1, 2004
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donkey punch

For anybody even remotely considering this stunt (adequately explained in the definitions) or for those who somehow think the idea of a donkey punch is amusing, I have the following opinion from a prosecutor at our local District Attorney's Office:
Donkey punching is easily indictable as a serious felony on two counts.

First: deadly assault. A blow to the back of the head is can easily cause a severe or fatal brain stem injury; even no-holes-barred professional fights ban it.

Second: it is rape, pure and simple. The logic of this would be easily understood by any jury. The object and motivation of donkey punching is clear and unambiguous: it is to render the victim unconcious and thus incapable of saying "NO" to something the victim would ordinarily and vigorously object to.

Our office, given proper evidence would, with great eagerness and dertermination, prosecute a case such as this. The probablility of conviction would be virtually certain. Furthermore, we could convincingly argue that the perpetrator(s) are to be regarded as dangerous sex criminials and thus pose a clear community danger while awaiting trial. Few judges would deny our argument that the perpetrators should be imprisioned while awaiting trial.

In addition, there is ample precedence for conviction of those encouraging these crimes on seperate felony crimes of aiding and abetting a sexual assault. A viewing of Jody Foster's "The Accused", based on an actual rape conviction, should make this plain to people.

In the case of a prearranged or planned assault, an additional and more serious charge of conspiracy would be added to the indictment.
by Bill Peters September 25, 2006
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Donkey-Kick

a Donkey-Kick is where someone puts both hands on the counter and then kicks with full force behind them resembling what a donkey kick looks like.
as a prank i told taylor to donkey-kick jason and it left jason blacked out on the floor.
by elyksnave July 19, 2011
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Donkey Suplex

Same concept as a donkey punch, but instead of using force exerted by the fists, the performer must grab the individual in a suplex position, and attack. The performer must lift the person a little higher than himself, and use a hard surface, such as a chair, or concrete floor. Upon doing this the orifice of the victim will tighten up, for more pleasurable sex.
Much like a donkey punch, the donkey suplex has a more efficient and dramatic effect.
by S.A.M.^KFJ October 3, 2007
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donkey byron

An un-doable sex position.
I almost snapped my dick attempting that donkey byron.
by PonderingSavage May 4, 2008
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