dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010

Deuce

Usually used as a greeting, a complimenting or derogatory statement. Used in many different contexts. It is can be used anywhere and anytime of your choosing. Some have even described it as the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. This is Gods gift to us as a universal word.

How you Deucin?, Your such a Deuchole/Deucebag, That ice cream was the Deuce!, What the Deuce?, Aww, Deuce!, Whats crackin Deuce?

by bojangles69allday September 22, 2010

Decessitate

The process of removal of excess fluids from a cesspool, giving it the necessary consistency to become known as a bog.

We've decessitated the oldest cesspools in this region, but the resulting explosion in the bog population has us concerned.

by Dr. AWH Damman, Bog Scientist September 29, 2010

deuceting

The process of texting while dropping a duece. Usually required when the urge strikes mid-text conversation.

Jon: "Do you hear that noise?"
Jim: "Yeah I think that's Bill in the stall deuceting."
Jon: "Hope he finishes before he has to wipe."

by Tat-717 March 20, 2011

duces pot pie

See you later' or 'I'm out

While exiting any space inhabited by teens: "I had a great day with you, duces pot pie, I'm out."

by yupshedid April 3, 2011

Deuce in the Caboose

To defecate in one's drawers. Typically used to affectionately refer to a toddler pooping in their diapers. Adults see the droopy diaper from behind the toddler, or the caboose / rear-end.

Refer to related phrases: drop a deuce, deuce

Ohhhh, how cute! Your toddler is waddling away from the table...wait a minute! There appears to be a 'deuce in the caboose' of theirs!

by HeavyD in CH April 21, 2011

Deuce Poppi

typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.

Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's

by treve2 April 29, 2011