Monday creep

The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.

I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.

It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.

by Lannuier February 3, 2010

Library Creep

Stalker weirdo in library who is there for exposure to the opposite sex rather than to study, do research, etc.

Steve kept trying to make small talk at the library. He barely even looked at his book. He's such a library creep.

by Boris Yeltsin II April 11, 2010

euro creepy

Defines a certain type of guy.

Wow, Tony is looking euro creepy today.

by kristenanne November 11, 2010

Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.

Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?

by shakerrr March 14, 2011

Fart Creeper

a person that enjoys smelling other persons' flatulence, usually going unnoticed

i just ripped one and some fart creeper told me it was juicy

by cheeseburgereddie May 2, 2011

zoo creeper

1. A villan who's layer is guarded by robot cheetahs.

2. Someone who stalks large gal's online.

He likes to stalk his fat gf online, he is such a zoo creeper.

by BBCjim May 5, 2011

Monday Creeper

A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.

Oh yeah, he was definitely a Monday Creeper.

by Fede13 May 14, 2011