Colonel's buttery spread

To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.

Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.

by Erric Todd January 20, 2009

Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

sophie collins

An old bat with no friends whatsoever.

Oh God she's ugly she must be a Sophie collins

by Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa I will October 10, 2017

Collin

A person that smells like shit and eats dick.

oh god that guys a collin

by sdfauhgsfukashdf January 15, 2016

Gemma Collins

A down to earth Geordie bird who has a lower brain capacity of a buzz feed feminist. She is a national treasure and is normally known for being ClAuStRaPhObIc DaRrEn honestly made the big brother house

Gemma Collins is a claustrophobic qween

by 69feetpictures May 8, 2020

ColonelKlink

1. Supreme Nerd GOD of ARFCOM.
2. deity

All hail the mighty ColonelKlink.

by Almighty Klink March 30, 2005

colonel sanders

the act of grabbing a woman's arms and pulling them into a chicken wing shape and then having sex

I gave Jenny a colonel sanders last night and I think that I broke her arm

by zackattack98 November 29, 2011