teacher's coffee test 

Noun.

1.A fake statistical test.

2. An instance of the use of a complicated claptrap of statistics, to obfuscate the truth.

Derivation- As a humorous alteration of

"student's t test ", which is a real statistical test.

The data say, eating burgers and pizzas leads to weight loss ! Yes, we have used the teacher's coffee test to prove it.

teacher's coffee test by Nodcrafty charlatan December 13, 2021

irish coffee 

A drink considting of coffee mixed with Irish whiskey. Can be served hot or cold, here's my cold recipe.

Iced Irish Coffee

2 cups (around 16 ounces) freshley brewed coffee
3 ounces Irish whiskey
2 tablespoons sugar
1.5 ounce milk
.5 ounce chocolate milk

Pour the milks and sugar into the coffee and stir.

Pour the whiskey in as you're stirring.

Pour this mix into a cup of ice, and then pour that cup back into the previous one. Do this about three or four times and then dispose of the ice.

Top with sweetened whipped creme if desired.

Can serve 2

Last night I drank 4 Irish coffees and had a hyperactive drunkenness!

irish coffee by Matt October 1, 2005

listerine coffee 

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

listerine coffee by Circushead July 10, 2006

Meet for coffee 

Meet for coffee, then sex

Meet for coffee: Meet me for coffee? Or just straight to sex?

Meet for coffee by magool October 9, 2014

Hot Coffee 

What you yell when you wish folks to move out of the way. The origin is that you were carrying hot coffee and one should move out of the way if one does not wish to be burned. Frequently used even if there is nothing hot nor coffee involved.

"Hot Coffee! Coming through."

Hot Coffee by mice September 14, 2005

Spunk On A Coffee 

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

Spunk On A Coffee by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006

Regular coffee 

Hi-octane, full caffeinated coffee, as opposed to the decaf variety.

"I'd like regular coffee with cream, thanks"

Regular coffee by megalodon333 February 2, 2018