listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Meet for coffee

Meet for coffee, then sex

Meet for coffee: Meet me for coffee? Or just straight to sex?

by magool October 9, 2014

Hot Coffee

What you yell when you wish folks to move out of the way. The origin is that you were carrying hot coffee and one should move out of the way if one does not wish to be burned. Frequently used even if there is nothing hot nor coffee involved.

"Hot Coffee! Coming through."

by mice September 14, 2005

Spunk On A Coffee

Ejaculating seminal fluid into a cup of black coffee, and stirring the coffee into a cappacuino-like appearance. This form of spunking is usually performed after eating a box of donuts or while watching adult entertainment.

"Do you have a cup? I wanna spunk on a coffee later tonight after eating some donuts."

"Have you ever spunked on a coffee?"

by GOPI VIGNARAJAH May 19, 2006

Regular coffee

Hi-octane, full caffeinated coffee, as opposed to the decaf variety.

"I'd like regular coffee with cream, thanks"

by megalodon333 February 2, 2018

Hot Coffee

An easter egg in the PC version of the popular Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". It contains the ability for your player(CJ) to have sex with his current girlfriend in a variety of positions, until the orgasm meter is full.

Dude, you want some hot coffee?

by Jeff24 September 5, 2005

Hot coffee

Hillary Clinton's excuse to make an expose' of what she thinks is a "dangerous and potentially harmful market". Hot Coffee has come to symbolize politicians vs. the first amendment- To make matters worse- Aforementioned politicians truly have no interest in this subject- and only use it to gain political prowess.

Basically Hillary is only making a big deal about this because she thinks she has a penis, and wants to be president in 08. Crazy bitch.

Rockstar got Hot Coffee'd and now EA is in that psycho-bitch's sights.

by Soniti1587 October 8, 2005