Cleaned My Clock

When a Woman takes your soul from you with fellatio and leaves nothing In your scrotum! Completely Empty

Man the way she “Cleaned My Clock” I think I’m in love or something close to it

by King Renzo January 22, 2021

Clock Gobbling Flagget

A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.

Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.

If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.

by SlobKnobRob June 16, 2025

clock

A measuring device of something we will always be in shortage of.

Hot clock.
yeah the time is tickin' even faster now.
Woah.

by The legitimate definer June 19, 2017

Kuntikintae Clock

A unit of measuring time regarding someone who's punctuality gene was switched off at birth,Punctually challenged

There is no rush, (Kuntikintae) said she was on her way so we likely won't see her for 12 to 48+hrs because she operates on the Kuntikintae Clock

by Chef Boy R Deranged June 6, 2025

Clock

When you mis-spell cock but it's too late so you just browse through a page about time-keeping devices.

Steve: Damn I want to look up cock
Also Steve: *mis-spells cock*
Also also Steve: oh well, guess I just masturbate to clocks

by pseudonym=steve April 19, 2020

Tom O’ Clock

Falling asleep before 10 pm, even on weekends.

Fuckin Tom knocked at Tom O’ Clock, on Friday night...

by Camye March 18, 2019

till it clock

Till it clocks means when it's time to finally stop. It's the maximum amount of time an activity can go on for.

Nick- how long you gonna date Brittney?
Adam- Imma date get her till it clocks

by Yunggdaggerdiick May 3, 2018