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The sound a Prince Albert makes when it smashes into your teeth.
August: Bro I gotta leave to go the the dentist.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.
Chunch by #fingerlickingood October 19, 2019
When you cum in the shape of a cross in your girls eye
I chirched so hard last night
Chirch by GetRekedRichard July 13, 2017
A slur for an authority figure or someone acting as an authority figure.
Truman won’t stop bossing me around. He’s being such a chunch!
chunch by TNSlang July 1, 2022
1. A person who over exaggerates relgion.

2. A person who puts Religion before there family. Not beyond the limits of comprehension but to the point where the family member becomes distant.

3. A person who is a complete maniac about whatever
Religion of they choose.

4. An over exaggerated, relgious person.
1. Speaker01: God makes blood red. God makes my car start up. God keeps the AIDS away from my penis. God even saved my life when I feel in quick sand one time.

Speaker02: No he did not. Blood is really clear, but turns red once it hits oxygen. Your car starts up, since it has gas.
You never had sex in your entire life. More importantly, You was watching a tv show, about how to survive quick sands, just minutes before falling into one. You my freind are a churchi.

2. Speaker01: Hey guy, what happen to your wife?

Speaker02: I divorced her, after she gave half of our retirment money, away to the nearby church.

Speaker01: Guy, your wife is such a churchi.

3. Speaker01: Spear the rod Spoil the child, that is what my father would allways say. Then he would go crazy and spank each of my siblings, especailly me. Yup my pa is a real churchi.

4. Speaker01: I never did it, the devil made me do it.

Speaker02: Stop being such a churchi. You knew what you were doing.
Churchi by RegalS September 25, 2009
A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
Go suck a bible, churchy! >=O
Churchy by Ransom June 17, 2003
The Act of Seeing God In all that you do .

Exclaim That You are living well

To live rightiously

To think on a higher level
*Drinks Are Poured* You raise your glass as a TOAST . and say Chuurch .. Salute) etc.
Chuurch by HighAllTimes January 4, 2009