captain curvy

Captain Curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved penis. Usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering buttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.

Person1: wow, look at that fag over there.

Person2: I know right. I even heard he fingered someone's butthole in the back of a mini-van.

Person1: what a Captain Curvy.

by RussianBear December 9, 2013

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate

by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014

captain sabertooth

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"

-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album

by big dick twins October 13, 2014

Captain Urban

The super hero who represents Urban Dictionary.
A hero has been born.

Save me Captain Urban! I'm being attacked a bunch of angry letters!
`1234567890-/*-qwertyuiop\789+adfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.

by collinbu98 January 17, 2015

captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 25, 2015

Captain Obvious

A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"

2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.

by ThatPyro September 16, 2015