breakfast dress

A dress that a woman looks so fine in, you'll have to buy her breakfast the next morning.

Guy 1- Damn, her ass looks so good in that breakfast dress.
Guy 2- Wtf is a breakfast dress
Guy 1- it's a dress that looks so good, I'm going to have to take her to IHOP in the morning.

by Decker Man Hime March 4, 2014

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass, vagina before moving on to making out with her

“Did you do it with Jennifer last night?”-Rob
“Yeah dude I had breakfast, lunch and dinner before it.”

by Maviles June 16, 2018

babies breakfasts

Alternative name for iladies breasts. Also known as ladylumps, mezulas, tatties, puppies, waps, tonkas, bullwinkles noses, tits, paps, threps, jugs, melons, funbags, etc

Gary had never imagined that a woman could cultivate such an award winning set of 'babies breakfasts', pity it was his sister.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Ny breakfast

A coffee and a cigarette. Occasionally joined with a bagel with a schmear

I woke up late so i only had time for a ny breakfast.

by Realman55 December 8, 2016

Second Breakfast

The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl

"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"

by Ho Ang July 7, 2020

Breadster

A total inbred

Wow that ben is a total breadster

by Nuggetlicker 69 June 1, 2018

Portugesse Breakfeast

The sexual act of making an omelet in your sexual partners anus. And then eating it out of their anus.

I had a Portugesse breakfeast this morning with my girlfriend, really wished she wiped...

by KingBooBerry October 23, 2011