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Brandon Envy

Wishing to have created a phrase like “Let’s Go Brandon” which refers to media and politicians who tell you what you distinctly see and hear is not true. They then go on to give a dishonest altered explanation which is clearly false.
by MeWebster November 2, 2021
mugGet the Brandon Envymug.

Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name
by Yo133 April 7, 2019
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brandon gaugh

He is a asshole. Sometimes kind, sometimes rude. He eats like a cow and loves to take huge shits.
Oh look at Brandon Gaugh over there... He's such an ass.
by loser1034 August 6, 2015
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brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ
"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"
by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016
mugGet the brandon almontemug.

Pulling a Brandon

When a person who partakes in playing video games but makes levels or challenges seem much harder than it should be due to the person's lack of skill.
Person 1: "Dude, this level is so hard can you do it for me?"

Person 2: "This is the first level stop pulling a brandon"
by ARP_ November 10, 2022
mugGet the Pulling a Brandonmug.

Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully
by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018
mugGet the Brandon Georgemug.

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