Boss: So this is your schedule. Lunch break 1-2, blowjob time at 2:30...
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
Secretary: Excuse me?
Boss: Yes, your salary includes giving me a daily blowjob, if i cum that’s $20 dollars more and if it turns into sex just prey I have a condom because I’ll fuck you hard.
by cumqueenmoan May 2, 2021
Get the Blowjobmug. Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )
by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020
Get the Blowjobmug. April 20th is designated as National Blowjob Day. Use this entry and give it to the lady in your life who you want to suck the soul our of you
by PicklesTicklesNickles April 20, 2024
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
Definition of a blowjob:
«Mans dick must be sucked until he cums»
Definition of a blowjob:
«Mans dick must be sucked until he cums»
by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020
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by Tedzer January 3, 2024
Get the Deckchair Blowjobmug. by doufingor August 22, 2022
Get the alvin blowjobmug.