Blindish
The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.
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Blindfold sex
Sex while a girl has you blindfolded and preferably tied up. Can also be combined with her gagging you as well. It’s a huge turn-on as the inability to see and the anticipation of her touch heightens your other senses.
After I was completely naked, she had me sit in a chair and pulled my hands behind the back of the chair. She tied my hands together with a silk scarf and then used two more scarves to separately tie my ankles to each leg of the chair. She wrapped another silk scarf around my eyes and tied it behind my head, rendering me completely unable to see in addition to not being able to move. My cock was throbbing in anticipation.
After I was completely naked, she had me sit in a chair and pulled my hands behind the back of the chair. She tied my hands together with a silk scarf and then used two more scarves to separately tie my ankles to each leg of the chair. She wrapped another silk scarf around my eyes and tied it behind my head, rendering me completely unable to see in addition to not being able to move. My cock was throbbing in anticipation.
She dragged her nails from my chest down to my abs and thighs, leaving a tingling sensation wherever she touched me. Because I couldn’t see what she was doing, it came as a shock and I could feel her sensations even more strongly than usual. She straddled my lap after removing her clothes and I felt her legs rubbing up against mine. I felt her wrap her arms around the back of my neck and kiss me passionately before lowering her vagina around my cock.
I couldn’t see or anticipate what she was doing, and it caused me to gasp when she unexpectedly filled my sensitive cock with soft, warm pressure. She rode herself up and down my cock, and the sensations of pleasure multiplied tenfold due to my inability to move or see what was happening. Finally, the pressure overwhelmed my cock and caused me to reach a powerful orgasm. I cried out as my cock spurted with maximum force inside of her, the entire chair shaking as my body did, although I still couldn’t move against my binds. While I was gasping for breath, she kissed me passionately as I continued orgasming.
After our moans of pleasure subsided, she whispered in my ear, “Next time, I might have to gag you, too.” She got off of me, and I heard her walk out the room and close the door behind her. I was still tied up and blindfolded. I couldn’t wait until the next session of blindfold sex.
I couldn’t see or anticipate what she was doing, and it caused me to gasp when she unexpectedly filled my sensitive cock with soft, warm pressure. She rode herself up and down my cock, and the sensations of pleasure multiplied tenfold due to my inability to move or see what was happening. Finally, the pressure overwhelmed my cock and caused me to reach a powerful orgasm. I cried out as my cock spurted with maximum force inside of her, the entire chair shaking as my body did, although I still couldn’t move against my binds. While I was gasping for breath, she kissed me passionately as I continued orgasming.
After our moans of pleasure subsided, she whispered in my ear, “Next time, I might have to gag you, too.” She got off of me, and I heard her walk out the room and close the door behind her. I was still tied up and blindfolded. I couldn’t wait until the next session of blindfold sex.
Blindfold sex by GirlsTyingUpGuys February 27, 2022
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ultrasound blindness
Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
ultrasound blindness by thePenciler February 24, 2010
jack blinders
jack blinders by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012
Tilting the blinds
Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.
On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.
Tilting the blinds by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010
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Bland Loyalty
When a person defines themselves by the products they use. This is not unlike the pepsi v. coke arguement or claiming one chain restaurant is better than the rest. Except for the fact that most of us stop caring at the age of twelve. This is usually due to said person having no discernible personality.
Social Leper: "OH EM GEE I just got a Mac arent you jeeeealous? those comercials with that cool guy and that other guy liek totally sold me on it. Macs are liek soo totally better than PCs. Now im like totally going to make my album on this thing... how do you turn it on?"
Rest of the World: *YAAAAAAWNSKIES* Another boring person with Bland Loyalty issues.
Rest of the World: *YAAAAAAWNSKIES* Another boring person with Bland Loyalty issues.
Bland Loyalty by SexySmell October 23, 2010