Beam

The act of showing something off.

She Beamed her wall to wall with a guy from the party to her best friend.

by junjiebot May 31, 2010

Bead miser

Someone who does not share thier mardi gras beads with anyone.

That guy next to me just caught a bag of beads & is not sharing them with anyone. What a bead miser!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009

Beard

He’s the strong and silent type, is Beardy. Don’t get him angry, though. Very loyal. Definitely a bonus to have him on your side in a fight, I can tell ya. But, really, don’t make him angry! He’ll get all up in your grill and lay down a shockingly filth-laden tirade right out in public. He once told me to, and I quote, “...go get Ape-Raped until you’re rendered into a fuck-stew of effluence and hate...”

And people argue that beards can’t talk!

“I just got beard-slapped by that beard attached to that guy over there.”

by Binnjiminn July 3, 2019

tweek beams

eyeglass shaped flashlights used for finding crack cocaine

puff was on the floor with his tweek beams looking for his piece of dope

by tuff puff February 23, 2004

Tractor Beam

A person who sucks you into a stupid conversation, and you can't break away for a long period of time.

Holy crap. I was in talking with that nerd for like 3 hours about his cat. I couldn't stop him. He was such a tractor beam.

by tin trap May 10, 2010

Business Beard

A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.

Mr. Fitzwell Business Beard is looking tight and very classy.

by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010

Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

by hezzzer April 23, 2011