Virginia Beach 

adjective; describing a person or place that looks amazing or beautiful but is functionally garbage.

Reginald: I met a Virginia Beach last night!
Adams: What do you mean?
Reginald: I met this Cougar at Hot Tuna yesterday and got her back to the crib only to find out she can't fuck to save her life. ugh... FML.

The worst Virginia Beach of all time has to be the 1990 Buffalo Bills!!

Virginia Beach by Dr. Reginald T. Lovesponge III May 14, 2011

insanity beach 

nob heads

have you seen that insanity beach?? aren't they a bunch of nob heads??

insanity beach by andey May 7, 2004

long beach 

a great town in NY where everyone knows eachother and alot of people are friends. So basically LB is f****** awesome.

awesome guy: ju eva go to long beach?
stupid guy: No long beach sucks
awesome guy: o_o

long beach by Mr.Shaba-laba-ding-dong November 18, 2011

Laguna Beach

Personally, I happen to like the show Laguna Beach, but it's just that. A SHOW!!! GET OVER IT!!! It's on MTV so everybody knows Laguna Beach isn't really like that.

OMG!!! I absolutely hate that show. I have nothing better to do than to whine about it. The world is gonna end because of a show like Laguna Beach!!!

Laguna Beach by ~CA~FREAK August 19, 2007

Howard Beach 

First of all, Howard Beach isn't "rich." You want rich, you go to suburban New England. Howard Beach is working class. Second, it isn't really that white. Only the Irish folks there are really white. There are many Italians there, and Italians are not really white in any real sense of the word. I'm Italian, and I'm more brown. I've been called "dago" and "greaseball." My ancestors have been discriminated against. Italians were lynched in large numbers in the South. Sacco and Vanzetti. Italian slums. So, no, Howard Beach isn't really that "white." Trust me, no rich whitebread WASP would wander into Howard Beach, see those guineas and call them "white." Guineas are guineas, not really "white". Howard Beach is also very diverse, too. Many different ethnicities.

Howard Beach is in Queens.

Howard Beach by Callmarcus November 25, 2007

Take my talents down to South Beach 

A euphemism for masturbation

Man, just got back from a rough day at the office. I'm gonna take my talents down to South Beach, then hit the sack.

Take my talents down to South Beach by SouthBeachDiet July 13, 2010

Taking my talents to South Beach 

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

Taking my talents to South Beach by JamesGee July 10, 2010