Bath

Fingering mysyself

I’m off for a wank in the bath

by October 1st September 25, 2023

Bath

Place water on yourself (in a non sexual way tho)

Friend 1 (Miles)

"My friend said they had a bath"
Friend 2 (Moth)

"I don't need to know about their sex life"

Friend 3 (Crimsonoob)
"Huh?"

by Prestigedidiot April 22, 2024

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 16, 2020

Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

by Asystole___ July 26, 2020

Arabian mud bath

Where mick let’s his poop dry on his ass and build up for two weeks then pulls it off like waxing his asscrack

Mick does a Arabian mud bath once a month

by Thereaperthatgoesdeeper November 07, 2018

Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.

"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.

by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024