nature bath

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.

Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*

by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

beef bath

when a man has a fuckfest with obese men in a hot storage locker

officer there is a beef bath in progress

by rey skywalker December 16, 2020

bathing with louis

verb; Bathing in your own sweat.

“After my workout I was bathing with Louis!”

by use the buh! November 1, 2020

bath headache

when you get out of a hot bath and all your mucles seem weak

i cant do the yardwork right now i have a bath headache

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

Spouse bath

When you’ve had sex with your significant other (spouse) and you’re reeeal sweaty, then licks you clean.

Last night me and Aaron got a bit jiggly, I was so sweaty so he licked me clean, he gave me a spouse bath

by Alcoholly & chicken feet December 30, 2020

Sponge bath

When you bath with a bunch of spunges

My sponge bath was sticky

by Wyatts mom January 9, 2021

together bath

To together bath is an action or verb in the present tense. Together bath is to bathe together with another person, with no sexual thoughts or actions intended. Other tenses include: together bathed, will together bath, together bathing.

1: Do you want to together bath in the evening
2: Sure, but no homo
1: Yes, of course, you do know that you cannot have sexual thoughts while together bathing?

by anonymous January 29, 2021