Third Baseman

A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel

Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good”
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”

by Smykovsy January 22, 2021

6th Base

When da cunt wanna get married.

Carol: That’s it, Mark, If I don’t get a ring in the next six months then I’m dumping your ass.

Mark: Fine, bitch, go on down to Burger King and get a whole box of fucking rings.

Carol: You’re and ass hole.

Mark: Get over hear! I’m gonna turn you inside out. No one is getting to 6th Base with you any time soon.

by Bubba the Gimp May 23, 2021

Stolen Base

A surprise pinky in the butt.

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was invigorating!

by Richard Pickle August 5, 2021

BHA (Based on Health Advice)

During the covid19 outbreaks in Australia between 2020-2022 Politicians often drove their own agendas by implementing a law or rule and justifying it by saying "Based on Health Advice". This started with the best of intentions but ended up a little self serving and crazy, particularly in places like Western Australia where they full on took the piss and you could pretty much say "Based on Health Advice you're going to jail"!
The public caught onto this and it became common to use this as a sarcastic tag line when making an excuse for getting what you wanted or making someone else suffer. This was called a BHA or "Based on Health Advice"

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're shouting dinner".

I said to my girlfriend "BHA you're on top tonight"
"Sorry dude BHA you're not invited."
"BHA , i'm riding shotgun"
"BHA you're on dunny duty"

by ATM4 January 29, 2022

Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.

Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?

by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022

26th base

The act of sexual intercourse in which two different guys penetrate both ears at the same time till completion, resulting in the brain being covered in semen.

Jack: I heard that Hayden let A-Strombulon and T-breezy get to 26th base on him last night

Hadley: Dam those two are playas(J-roc accent)

by A-Strombulon June 17, 2022

Chair-based assault and defenestration

When you hit someone with a chair and then throw them out a window

“Did you hear about tom?, his girlfriend discovered he was cheating and she committed chair-based assault and defenestration on him.”

by IDFK4TTT November 4, 2022