pocket bacon

Bacon youbkeep in the pocket to eat on long trips

"Hey do any of you have some bacon? I ate all my pocket bacon on the way here"

by Dearergoose October 10, 2017

And then I was bacon

The experience of being really high. This phrase may often appear at the end of a story about getting stoned, especially after taking various powerful hallucinogens. Originally from an online comic about smoking salvia, this phrase has become a somewhat uncommon stoner meme.

My friend and I went to smoke some salvia behind our old middle school, and then I was bacon.

by WyleType September 4, 2011

Wisconsin Back Bacon

Intercourse with someone's back fat. The ample folds of fat are pushed together to create cleavage, between which the man thrusts.

Cody: Dude how was your trip to Janesville?
Austin: Dude I met this chick and pulled a Wisconsin back bacon by the dumpster behind the VFW.

by cuttlefish_and_asparagus May 24, 2011

Fuck you Bacon

Something you say when bacon is being stupid

Bacon: *sizzle sizzle*
Rich: OMFG BACON! WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG? FUCK YOU BACON! YOU STUPID HOME WRECKER!

by Richard Bunny September 11, 2011

Wake and Bacon

When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.

Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.

Guy 2: Whadda champ.

by Zeakladroda July 9, 2010

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

Strip of bacon

The stains of your dirty asshole in your underwear.

I havn't chnaged my underwear in a week and there is a dark strip of bacon down the middle.

by Metal December 15, 2003