Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

Ap

cutest ever, my soulmate, the absolute love of my life.

His charm is too extreme to resist, he's such an Ap!

by pretentiousass November 24, 2021

APS

Anus Penetration System

Your mother likes APS.

by MegaCZE October 9, 2017

AP Art History

AP Art History (or APAH) is an advanced placement class that combines two of the most useless subjects. over the course of the year your head will be filled with the form-function-content-context etc etc of 250 required art pieces.

person 1: yo what'd you get on the last AP Art History test?
person 2: a 62%!! (<- this is actually good)

by LB_BB June 19, 2024

gold ape

Someone who is a energetic and happy person although they have a lack of knowledge on most all topics

He just failed his test but he's still so happy he really is a gold ape

by Golden ape September 3, 2019

Ape-Fucker

A slur against people who own one or more nft’s

“Did you see bob’s new nft?”
“Another one? He’s such an ape-fucker”

by pugman17 May 26, 2022

AP$ Kopacz

He the second in command of the Deukalyptus 010 D gang, a crazy mf, known for his handsome looks, n running the 010 in palma

Damn I ain’t even know AP$ Kopacz was movin like that

by APSDEUKALYPTUS January 21, 2025