college application

the most hated part of all highschoolers, takes up tons of time and is basically just a bitch.

Jason, "brooo, wanna chill tonight?"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"

by ts@Ng096 October 23, 2013

free them apples

1. The slogan of a fruit liberation movement at the University of Minnesota that pushes for the liberation of apples.
They desire at minimum that apples be cage-free or free-range, and oppose the existance of apple farms.

2. Can also mean freeing breasts (possibly from brassiere).

Free them apples, take off your brassiere!

by Anonymous Hubber March 17, 2006

April 21

To most people, April 21 is National Tea Day, but to intellectuals it’s National Yeet Your Friend Day. For some days, you can only yeet your shortest friends, but on this day your shortest friends can yeet back.

“It’s April 21!”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s yeeting time”

by Ima bad biatch November 6, 2019

Aplex

To be confused or disoriented. Worth 28 points in scrabble.

Are you okay? You look aplexed.

by ipleadthesecond May 21, 2016

Apostol

Greek origin. Someone who has a great personality and loves to laugh. Very caring and is a good friend. Also extremely smart even though they may not realize it. Humble but not shy. A great guy to just talk to or hang out with.

Have you met my friend? He's a real Apostol.

by clare94 July 6, 2010

April 12

National shut the fuck up day ⁉️
You can tell anyone to respectfully shut the fuck up

Maybe you have some annoying ass trumpies trying to tel you something you can tell them to respectfully stfu since it’s April 12 ; “trump is still our president the votes are rigged!!😡”

“Literally respectfully shut the fuck up 😐”

by Seggsy titan April 11, 2021

Passive Appropriate

To say something that in context is appropriate, but can be taken easily out of context to be made inappropriate.

Susie told me that I had a big package, and we know she wasn't talking about the box I was carrying; it was so passive appropriate!

by Julia Goulia November 13, 2019