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monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.
by Dakota383b April 30, 2016
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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
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Monkey rot

When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece
Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe
by Mozza82 November 14, 2017
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Accounts Monkey

Somebody in a dead-end role that the careers adviser informed you would be great, but in fact is picking up up crap after (supposedly) senior staff and means a lifetime of pushing paper around pointlessly.
(In discussion between managers) "Who can we get to do this amazingly menial and pointless job?"
"Pass it to the Accounts Monkey, he's such a loser"
by Christophopopolous June 25, 2007
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Monkey Funk

A term to be used in place of the cuss word "shit"
by alynmo May 15, 2010
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Gang monkey

Weird lonely people on cord who've never experienced the nice refreshing feeling of touching grass. Gang monkeys include crashers,retards screaming nigger in a black cat and people who cloud chase on cord and people who think they though shit because they be "doxxing/swatting" niggas
Discordian: what's a gang monkey?
Discordian#2: horrendous people, you don't ever wanna meet them bro
by Owner of 303 October 23, 2023
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freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.
He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck
by slipsheet October 31, 2004
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