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Milk Maiden

When a female uses too much hand and not enough mouth during oral sex on a male
She did give me a blow job but she used too much hand, like a Milk Maiden.
by Eric Matthew September 29, 2021
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sussy milk

morgan likes rob’s sussy milk
by mattybaka November 1, 2021
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Ass milk

The act of an object being harshly removed from the anus which causes a waterfall of ass milk to come out. Which results in the victim becoming ass milked.
Dude I got ass milked so hard by my pet cat last night. It felt like a damn waterfall coming out my anus.
by Fyebittyclapper89 June 9, 2023
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Chocolate Milk

Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.

To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.

Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
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The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
by psuedynom November 9, 2021
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milk dust

is the residue of semen on a piece of clothing
i woke up and found milk dust on my jacket
by smartstocks February 6, 2014
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Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.
Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.
by CC Creators December 1, 2022
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