choad waffle

a choad made out of waffles or someone that is acting retarded

that bitch keith is such a choad waffle

by fuck me with a chainsaw December 11, 2007

Talking Waffle

talking shit, telling lies

Man,, i slept with like 5 girls last night!
Dude,, you're Talking Waffle

by tihsbreaker July 24, 2009

twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

Waffle maker

The guy who get's you pregnant!

My eggo is preggo by the waffle maker.

by CLUE315 October 9, 2008

waffles and ice cream

When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.

I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.

by Dave Davis May 17, 2007

Waffle

The all holy breakfast food of champions

Are you going to finish that waffle? If not, I'll kick you in the fucking teeth you heathen. Quit looking at those pancakes and eat some waffles, cunt!

by Look April 9, 2003

Waffle House

A popular hangout especially after last call for drunks or strip bar attendees in which fights often occur. An expression used to convey the fact that you are about to fight someone.

" I am gonna go waffle house on your ass if you don't get out of my face!"

by Kingjason March 28, 2009