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Weekend Wormhole

Distortion of spacetime between 5pm on Friday and 8am Monday causing one the feeling that there was no weekend at all.
Jeez, it's Monday morning already. I must have gone through a weekend wormhole. It feels like last week just ended.
by SteveReilly February 5, 2010
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2 weeks

Mythical period of Elon time by when a Tesla feature will be implemented
FSD Beta button is coming in 2 weeks
by TSLAQQ July 2, 2021
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A Straight Forward Shooting Weekend

The term you use when you are lying about where you were (whilst under investigation about sex-trafficking).
Is it right that you threw a birthday party for Jeffery Epstein’s girlfriend.

Prince Andrew: Nope. A shooting weekend. Just “a straight forward shooting weekend”.
by PrinceAndrewIsGuilty July 7, 2020
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2 more weeks

Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon
The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."

Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"

Me: "2 more weeks..."
by bearfrog January 20, 2022
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The Weeknd

they say he's Michael Jackson's and Billie Jean's unwanted kid
by snowchild August 29, 2020
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Dallon Weekes

Little 6'4'' cutie with beautiful deep blue eyes. World's okayest bassist. Member of Dr Pepper cult. Probably, the best partner for Ryan Ross.
Fans: @DallonWeekes hey dad how was your day?
Dallon Weekes: I'm not your dad.
by panicisnotonfire August 10, 2015
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weekend vape

A vape used solely on the weekends. Particularly for those who either only hit the vapes of their peers or are hesitant to admit their mild addiction to nicotine.
“Mom relax, it’s a just a weekend vape.”
“Hey it’s Friday, let’s go get a weekend vape.”
What are you doing?! It’s Tuesday and you’re still hitting the weekend vape, WTF?!”
“WEEKEND VAAAAAPE!!!”
by Weekendvape January 7, 2023
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