Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.

1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."

by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010

Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

I Regenerated My Big Toe Withiu Two Weeks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

my week with Marilyn

one's encounter with a celebrity

boy a): what did you get for your birthday?

boy b): Lol. I got my week with Marilyn from my parents. I met Larry King from Larry King Live when he came to speak as a guest on a local tv show and I was in the audience. wow. Now, I think I'll go to journalism after graduation.

by Sexydimma February 15, 2013

The weeks give up

The weeks give up, or in swedish ”veckans ge sig” refers to a term used by a group of swedish boys weekly selecting a person that has behaved immature or bad during the week. The weeks give up is something you want to avoid and the more ”veckans ge dig” you get the higher chance you have to get the years give up, or ”årets ge sig” which is another term invented by the same group of boys

- Yo why are you behaving so mature and good?
- I don’t want to get the weeks give up!
- True, me neither

- Man, Alejandro is running a big chance of getting the weeks give up!

- I know, i will probably vote on him.
- Me two, or maybe i will vote on Broder Elias.

by Wolfy0099 May 30, 2019