a kid who watches band kid humor

A fucking retard who doesn’t know the meaning of humor and laughs at outdated dead memes.

Bro your a kid who watches band kid humor.

by Urban_dictionaryMan101 May 19, 2022

Watch out there, now

A phrase often used by the black population to describe anything and everything. It is used in all situations and is often understood immediately by fellow blacks.

(when complimenting someone's appearance)- "Watch out there, now."

(when suprised) "Watch out there, now!

(to alert a person their hair is on fire) "Watch out there, now!"

by Christie_S August 5, 2007

watching face

A term commonly used in the Caribbean to designate a type of arrogant behaviour that is socially inappropriate and/or generally frowned upon, where the 'face watcher' clearly manifests an attitude of superiority relative to the person whose face is 'being watched'. It is sometimes also associated with dishonesty or trickery. The result is often a conflict of some sort, ranging from mild resentment to murder. The physical manifestation of this behaviour evokes the image of someone staring down another along the upturned bridge of their nose, a form of behaviour commonly found in many cultures.

"Don't watch no face!"

"You watchin' face?"

"Man, that guy was totally watching face."

"Whoa - the face watching is rampant in this club!"

"Is he a face watcher?"

by Paul Lemelin March 18, 2008

fair weather friend

these are people who leave you and make you "alone" without "genuine care" and make you long for a true friend.

Miss X and Miss Y doesn't care if Miss R is alone. What a Fair weather friends! hmmph.

by VasTrins vennin October 16, 2008

watcher in the water

The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.

Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.

by Lord Boutros of the Northern Realm November 7, 2006

Watchet

A madam of the blindingly pale obese American species, often seen at McDonald's drinking a diet soda, wearing socks and crocs, and smoking an alcoholic cigarette. Watchets lurk around Wal-Mart and local fast food places and they tend to waddle. Every watchet has at least five whining kids who they beat at night and they're usually completely wasted by 11 in the morning off of their alcoholic cigarettes.

Did you go to McDonald's today?
No man, too many fucking watchets and the line was too long.

by Taylormarie328 July 2, 2012

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004