martha washington

A sexual innundo. Sometimes refered to as "The Ole' Martha Washington". Only the dirtiest of people tend to use it.

"I gave her the Ole' Martha Washington"
"I'm gong to Martha your Washington"
"I gave her the Martha Washington and then slipped her the chicken under the table"

by Ian Valkyrie March 11, 2007

washington wizards

Worst team name in the history of sports. Also sports some of the worst nicknames in sports, i.e. the Wiz and the Zards.

Dude, the Wizards were so much cooler when they were the Bullets.

by Moe "Iron Fist, Velvet Glove" Sadeghi May 13, 2005

waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.

Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.

by Skiddle567 January 3, 2008

washington

an arab. Derived from Washington D.C. The DC stands for dune coon.

John: "hey lets go to the mosque to pray today"

Jason: "fuck that, and fuck you. I will not be in the presence of those washingtons"

by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

waisting

procrastinating to a large extent. Often before exams and such.

Dude, I gotta stop waisting and start hitting the books.

by Dog2121313 January 7, 2013

george washington

To skeet in a girls belly button and make her slurp it out with a straw!

I just gave your bitch a george washington.

by Skeetman July 1, 2007

Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom May 28, 2020