twat waffle

a douchebag who walks all over the Earth with no remorse

Me: “Why is he such a douche?

Friend. “I know that fucking twat waffle.”

by milosfishtank January 23, 2021

Twat wafflery

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.

John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.

by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

teal__waffles

Teal__waffles is teal__waffles… you can use it as “dumb” too.. but.. only do that if you know teal__waffles

If you know teal__waffles: YOU ARE TEAL__WAFFLES!!!
If you don’t know teal__waffles: t-t-teal..__w-waffle-es

by Teal of waffles August 30, 2021

cgd..waffels

Cgd..waffels is the best! She creates alot of AMAZING videos she spends soo much time on them everyone should follow her she is talended ,amazing

Cgd..waffels is the best

by olivss <333333 December 29, 2021

Poppa Wafer

A mighty exquisite fellow, who makes women bow before him with his beautiful vocal range and wide variety of music he creates. From EDM, Hyperpop, Hard Trap and more. This man needs to be given some good ass head on god.

Go check Poppa Wafer out on all platforms or yo momma a bitch.

by MelloboyZaddy March 11, 2022

Blue Waffle

Dont just don’t..

Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!

by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022