thoat

oral stimulation of the penis

I spewed big off yo momma's thoat.

by Joseph Momma November 7, 2003

twat waffle cannon

The dangerous combination of a twat, a waffle iron, and a 19th century civil war cannon - hence, a twat waffle cannon.

"I heard Mr. Pecker was mortally wounded by a twat waffle cannon."

by turdmonster16 March 13, 2009

twatcake

anyone being a vag pie a gaywad a fucktard or something of that sort

wow dood you're a fucking twatcake

by lisakay October 29, 2005

twat comet

a piece of debris that is expelled from a vagina at rather high speeds ... usually involving small mammals

look at that twat comet go. pretty spectacular.

captain planet is a twat comet.

by andrewsteveneagle December 4, 2007

twataholic

Basically, a twataholic is a lesbain/bisexual woman who cant get enough of the twat

"Yo Jess, you know what? YOU ARE A TWATAHOLIC!
"Fuck off"

by Tiárnana October 26, 2005

Twat Pocket

a pussy, one who is scared of something, loser, or your mother-in-law

Shut the fuck up you twat pocket

by Morgan Gratton November 3, 2008

twat waffling whore bag

1) a whore whose vag has that blue waffle thingy going on
2) a lesbian whore, because they waffle with twats, a lot

"Omg! You twat waffling whore bag!! Keep away from my boyfriend!"
-Chair

by girlyguardgirl May 27, 2011