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Turkey Nuzzling

Rubbing one's penis against a middle aged woman's turkey neck to reach climax.
When I started dating older women I expected them to be more experienced, I did not know that they were into turkey nuzzling.
by Corn Hungis June 17, 2018
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turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.
"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."
by turkeygobble June 23, 2018
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turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck
Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed
by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018
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Turkey

the country NOT THE THANKSGİVİNG TURKEY capital is Ankara nice food
oh last week I have been to turkey to
by alizushka AKA ibofangirl May 29, 2019
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Turkey Shot

When a kidney stone is stuck in the urethra, you ejaculate on a girls face, causing the stone to exit and hit her. Similar to shooting a turkey while hunting, and a play on the term "money shot".
The kidney stone became unstuck when my girl took a turkey shot.
by EliteLS June 26, 2019
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Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it
“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
What the fuck no you are
by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019
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