To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.
Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!
by ToastedRavs36 March 01, 2022
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Turtle Engineer

A type of Engineer player in Team Fortress 2 that builds their constructions way too close to each other. Usually a bad idea because that makes easier for Demomans and Soldiers to explode them all with just a few projectiles.
There's a fuck ton of turtle engineers at the BLU spawn. We can take them down with a single UBER and some sticky bombs.
by PM64 April 05, 2021
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Turtle Dippin’

When right before a woman climaxes you pull your head, arms, and legs into your shirt and pretend to be a scared turtle.
“Yo my G got mad at me because I was turtle dippin’ her last night”
by Daddy Daboob November 10, 2017
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Treason Turtle

A type of deformed and geriatric turtle that hates democracy, giving to the poor, and america, but is loyal to russia and putin. It is also usually loyal to the treason weasel, but has been witnessed fighting with it. It i believed to have been created from some mutated scum and piss on the floor of a random bathroom inside the kremlin. It is extremely evil and dangerous and should be killed on sight.
by ilovedemocracy January 03, 2021
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ride the turtle

Bro, did you ride the turtle?
by illone84 July 06, 2017
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Turtle Day

n. - A day to yourself where you stay in your metaphorical "shell" and do only what you want to do.

Typically, a person will stay in bed with a laptop and/or pen and paper. Maybe under blankets (like the turtle's shell)
Today, I didn't want to go to class or work, so I took a Turtle Day as my roommate brought me food in bed and I doodled all day. It was well deserved and rephreshing

I heard you're stressed out, why not take a Turtle Day? It can help you wind out!
by Saile February 09, 2011
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Swaggy Turtle

A swaggy turtle has a lot of swag and style but is shy😏🤏🏼 yet steaming hot and scrumptious
by Carole J November 03, 2020
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