by inertialivzard July 28, 2023
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A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!
Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022
Get the My wife mug.when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.
-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!
by T D1ddy March 15, 2011
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1. A woman who makes varsity on a male wrestling team is Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
2. A woman trained in jujitsu who easily embarrasses + dominates larger male opponents is a Spear Wife.
by IronMikey August 12, 2025
Get the Spear Wife mug.unlike female husband which was a term for women who acted as men to marry other women.. Male wife doesn't really "Exist"
a Male wife just means a man whose in a relationship with a (as how our generation would say) "a girl boss" as the man takes on a more "Submissve" role, it stupid and retarded rather than the perfectly rich with historical events that is female husband which is suppose to tell us how lesbian (or trans men) found ways to loop hole into marrying the person they love, "Male wife" is just a bad label to describe men who are "Submissve" and "obedient" to a big dommy mommy, it pure bullshit
a Male wife just means a man whose in a relationship with a (as how our generation would say) "a girl boss" as the man takes on a more "Submissve" role, it stupid and retarded rather than the perfectly rich with historical events that is female husband which is suppose to tell us how lesbian (or trans men) found ways to loop hole into marrying the person they love, "Male wife" is just a bad label to describe men who are "Submissve" and "obedient" to a big dommy mommy, it pure bullshit
by Zalo_r November 5, 2025
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by Meisyou1244 November 20, 2023
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