Wrong antique squirrel

A phrase to say when someone says a phrase wrong; a phrase to say if someone uses a phrase in the wrong context

That was the wrong antique squirrel.

by Skully X_X June 12, 2018

just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Brown sugar squirrel

Unexpected fart.

Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.

by Juan fy September 5, 2023

Alabama Attack Squirrel

A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.

Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!

OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.

You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.

by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022

secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm

Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"

by Rex Code June 20, 2012

squirrel tail

The patch of hair in a mans armpit.

I went to snap off that bitches bra and she had squirrel tails under each arm

by TXMorgan May 22, 2007

german flying squirrel

the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.

I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.

by Leashie December 9, 2008