jew-tilize

much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.

Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?

by QuentinJammal March 10, 2010

Jade Tilley

She is very outgoing, can be sensative but is also as hard as a rock. She is creative and funny. She likes attention. Someone who can pretend to be happy and no one to notice when most of the time she isn't. She can always make you laugh and she has the best hair, and she ALWAYS has a new trick up her sleeve she wants to try. Shes HILARIOUS!!

That Jade Tilley chick. I like that crap.

Do you know that Jade chick? The one with the awesome hair? Yeah. I'd tap that.

by Jade and Christina October 28, 2012

poopy tilapia

When someone uses a condom, then removes it and defecates in it. Afterwards slaps you in the face with it.

Ryan got a poopy tilapia from Mike, while Jason watched and got a Dover dustoff

by Yoham smit April 21, 2018

Titty tilt-a-whirl

A titty tilt-a-whirl is a sex move where a female wears a strap on and the male sits on it and spins on it, while his erect penis hits her tits.

Sarah was fucking up mikey with a titty tilt-a-whirl, and he lost it!

by Daniel (aka Britney) February 11, 2019

max and tilly

a couple who would be perfect but past relationships have ruined them

(hey yu guys are perf, we're not together, max and tilly = fwb)

by troubledgirl100 October 20, 2013

fix it till it's broke

The act of 'improving' or 'upgrading' something that was working fine until it's worse off than it was before.

The layout on 4chan had been perfectly fine for years but I guess the new owner decided to fix it till it's broke

by HiLiter June 28, 2016

Spee the till

To spee the till is to till the spee.

When someone gets up all up in your grill.

Donald Trump getting people mad is also known as spee the till

by tillspeer3000 March 4, 2019