Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
Get the claw machine addictionmug. by G dogo April 3, 2022
Get the Time machine sexmug. by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016
Get the washing machine failmug. This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off
by rozennn June 2, 2018
Get the Swimming Sex Machinemug. by HATMA989 January 2, 2023
Get the pretty hate machinemug. When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
“Oh nice dude! How was it?”
“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”
“Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
Get the Hungarian vending machinemug. The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.
by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020
Get the The Persian Vending Machinemug.