Captain Pike

When you fuck a girl so hard, not only does she need a wheelchair, but she can only communicate through a blinking light with one blink for "yes" and two for "no".

Compare crippler, sense 4.

Bob: Dude, did you see Janine? Why is she in that weird blinking wheelchair thing?

Fred: Yeah, Steve totally have her a Captain Pike.

by cybershoe May 26, 2009

Captain Slock

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

by Alexander Rodriguez January 9, 2008

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Captain Obvious

(noun): One who states the obvious as if he/she did not know this before; One who is trying to keep a secret and gives too many hints as to what it is; (antonym: see obviousman

"Eew, that guy is picking his nose!"
"Well, thaaaaank you, captain obvious!" | "We are standing in 3 ft. of blood."
"Captain obvious strikes again"

by Rellek Aryc, LOAHS (Lord Of All He Surveys) January 11, 2004

Captain's mast

start off fucking her from behind. pull your dick out and get it in her ass as quickly as possible without using your hands. then you have to stay inside and "steer" her around the place like you would a ship. But you can't use your hands to hold onto her at any point.

I didn't think she could run that fast, but then I guess she's never done a captain's mast either.

by Pyro945 August 21, 2009

Captain Camambro

1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro

1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!

by Capatain Camambro September 8, 2006

Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.

"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"

by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011