Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

Controlled Burn

The process of intentionally trying to piss off a chick that you hooked up with, to the point that she no longer wants anything to do with you, so that you never have to see or hear from her again.

I know these two thirsty bitches that want bang you, but be prepared to initiate a controlled burn after you hook up with them.

by SOLS July 11, 2014

Jack Burns

“I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize it’s a fucking comedy.”

Jack? Jack Burns? No, i'm an IDEA

by gaypussyjuice.gov December 15, 2019

oyster burn

The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session

Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch

by Crawsen January 12, 2017

Counter-Burn

To equalize a trailing/running joint or blunt with a flame of your personal choice.

Yo, that shits running...counter-burn it bitch!

We don't waste no bud here, we always counter burn our woods.

Don't be a bum counter-burn that shit.

Hey watch that shit, it's running counter-burn it.

Around the turn, just Counter-Burn.

by Masked Producer November 24, 2021

palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.

Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.

by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018

Tug Burn

When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn

Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn

Then maybe you should get tug burn more often

by Butter Son June 28, 2019