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The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.
The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred
by Graaaaa December 31, 2020
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Thug real

a situation or thing that represents the truth or reality of urban life. To agree with a statement about the truth or reality of urban life.
"I had to buy diapers with food stamps, thug real."
by Mr Seeg October 30, 2008
mugGet the Thug realmug.

npc or real

ur either a non-playable character who doesnt actually exist because you do weird shit or ur a real person
“are u a npc or real”
“look at dat guy shoving corn on the cob up his ass he’s definitely a npc”
“aggy is a npc rn hes a dlc character that comes out in 2023”
by jalenaguirre July 3, 2022
mugGet the npc or realmug.

Real Man

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
by Khannea March 26, 2022
mugGet the Real Manmug.

Real Vanilla

A person, place or thing found to be authentic without flaw or imitation.
Did you see the boots she was wearing? They were very nice, the real vanilla.
by mactwisted October 23, 2011
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Real camping

To be contained in your room hidden from the rest of fucking human civilization
Dam Aliyah why you be real camping so much, ddddaaawwwwggg
by Jerome McLovin June 25, 2019
mugGet the Real campingmug.

Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!
Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died
mugGet the Canada is not realmug.

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